So, I recently dow... bought James Blunt's new album for some odd reason, and I have to say, I actually enjoy listening to it. There's something about his annoying, whiny, crackling prepubescent voice that just draws you in.

I don't particularly feel ashamed, as me and a colleague at work often blast James Blunt out from the jukebox. I do, however, get the feeling that some people consider me weird, and in some extreme cases, a bit of a cock fiend.

I'm sure every single one of you listens to a band or artist that other people consider absolute drivel.
When you're on a train, and that song comes on, you quickly search your pockets to find your mp3 player to quickly turn it down in a vein attempt so that no-one will actually have heard you listening to it.

Which brings me to another point, if you're one of those twats who feels the need to turn their mp3 player's volume right up when using public transport, I just want you to know I think you're the biggest fucking douche in the universe. In fact, the next person who I catch doing that will find my cock in their ear. Unless it's a black man, because they carry guns and shit.

Digression tells me I like James Blunt. So there.