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Latest Flash Reviews
"Difficult at first, but thoroughly enjoyable."
Took me three attempts to crack this, but I eventually got it.
The game play was perfect, I didn't encounter a single problem playing this; any issues with controls were down solely to me being completely incompetent with my keyboard.
I enjoyed the level up system, which was a nice surprise, as the NG level icons offer so much to a flash creator, but are seldom used in submissions (I particularly liked the last upgrade, t'was amusing).
The graphics were smooth and aesthetic. The sound was pleasing, as it was more of a background noise, which is excellent, because I can't stand music which is too loud when playing a game, as it overrides my pathetic senses, and that leads me to getting confused. (Tom is a crap voice actor, though).
Overall, it's an extremely nice challenge. Although it's short, it's nothing but sweet.
Protips for players:
Whacking gravestones gives you +1 experience, and keep on hitting them for combos, this is an easy way to upgrade and get a better weapon. Don't knock them out of view though, as this will mean you'll lose the use of them.
Follow patterns of 'The Boss', when you hear that laser chargin' up, stay at the bottom when it's firing, then move right to the top. It always fires high, then low.
Remember you have magic to charge your weapon with, this is an effective way of doing super damage to Tom, plus it will give you more combos = faster upgrades.
Lastly, it's not over until it says it's over.
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After a couple of days of playing this on and off, I have finally beat it. I can assure you, with each passing level, I could feel the blood vessels in my head starting to swell up. Sure, all the levels are completely possible, although they do take a good few tries to get anywhere close to your targets.
I'm still personally under the impression that some of these levels are just blind luck, most noticeably level 38. It took me at least 50 attempts to get this right, as every dart needed to be placed perfectly. I finally got it, thank God, as my girlfriend was getting quite annoyed with me swearing all the time.
It was with some relief that all the levels after 38 were much better, and only took a couple of attempts to complete.
The graphics are what I expected; basic but aesthetic. Sounds were also minimal, but there's something satisfying about hearing those balloons pop. Reminds me of bubble wrap.
To be completely honest, there's not much to improve on. I can't mark you down for it being too hard, because making it easier would just ruin the excitement of beating that pointlessly difficult level. So, yeah, keep on truckin' with it.
Overall verdict: Great game, extremely tedious and frustrating, but you get a nice feeling when you finally complete it.
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I don't know what it is about this series, but it always makes me laugh.
This instalment was just pure genius, but it doesn't quite beat the slowpoke episode, which had me crying with laughter for about 10 minutes.
Seriously.
Great work, sir. The best series on NG!
Author's Response:
dht <3
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Latest Audio Reviews
That song is like getting a mouth full of boob. One of favourite songs by far.
Loverly.
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I've never had ear sex before, but I'm sure that's it.
And there we are.
Author's Response:
I'll be spreadin the word to the anticipating paltalkers soon enough.
And there we are.
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Listening to the audio I thought "Oh yeah, he can more or less do this."
But so what?
Author's Response:
Er......what the hell are you talking about cheese master?
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